Third Eye Blind - Non-Dairy Creamer

They call it KFC
Cuz it's not really chicken
Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sicken
Did you ever think someone's tricking you? you, you, you?

And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately? Cuz we sure do need'em
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me? or are you Non Dairy Creamer?

A new love is burnin' up in me.
Cuz one in four American girls has an STD.
And you can buy yourself some implants, but you can't buy a soul.
Thread lever launch, with your chest puffed out, whata ya so afraid about?
With your chest puffed out, whata ya so afraid about?
whata ya so afraid of? whata ya so afraid of?
What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me? or are you Non Dairy Creamer?

And two gay guys got married, and brought the family to it's knees.
How did they blow us to smithereens? Just a couple of queens.
How did they do it, I'm tellin' you know. They brought marriage to an end.
And I found myself some culprits.
It's two young gay republicans!
Young gay republicans!
Young gay republicans!
Young gay republicans!

What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me? or are you Non Dairy Creamer?
What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me? or are you Non Dairy Creamer?
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.